| The comming of Olaf |
[05 May 2006|01:03am] |
In these dark and troubled times we must turn to faith to guide our steps.
But the old religions have failed us in our hour of need.
So steps forth a new god for a new age.
I give you Olaf god of computing
Olaf aided by his servant Typo the Imp does battle protecting those who have accepted him into their lives from the dark lord Bill Gates and his Deamons Fatal exception, illegal operation and Blue screen of death.
Accept Olaf into your lives today and join me in prayer
Oh Olaf who art 1337 forgive our noobieness as we forgive the noobieness of others.
Protect us from the evil Fatal exception, illegal operation and Blue screen of death.
Thank you for not taking all our base or setting us up the bomb.
And preserve us from numa numa.
Our lord who art on gamespot
Haxxor be thy name
Thy will be done thy kingdom come
on this games platform and the next
In the name of the noob, the rocket whore and the camping sniper
Amen
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| ooohkay |
[30 Apr 2006|02:46pm] |
I have found out that jappanese culture is even weirder then I ever thought before.
the reason for this is the discovory of the hello kitty vibrator....
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| I've fractured my knee yoj!!!! |
[22 Mar 2006|03:12am] |
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Yay i'm on crutches again just to make the whole experience of deadline time at uni that much more fun!
I was playing rugby with some friends had a bad tackle and so fucked my knee.
Don't worry its only a small fracture (so no cast just a brace/splint thing and should be better in 3-4 weeks).
I've also got loverly 400mg ibruphen tablets (yay for drug induced halucinations)
okay i'm probably going to go to bed on the grounds that my tablets are working and i'm having dificulty from loosing conchesnes
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| Like so much has happened doode |
[11 Mar 2006|11:33pm] |
Okay i've got a digi cam now (woot) its aparently quite good (should be it plus all the gubbins I needed cost £260 (and it was half price!!!)) anyway expect pics of me, my room, my stuff, my friends, my uni and so on.
I went to busa and showed my complete inability to shoot, count, add up or read my own writing.
okay i'll talk to you all soon
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| II10510.3333r Introductory Insanity (Insanity Institute UWA) |
[07 Feb 2006|12:05am] |
II10510.3333r INTRODUCTORY INSANITY
Multiple choice questions
1. Green?
(a)Yes
(b)NO
(c)Cheesecake
(d)Flibble
(e)Only on the first monday after pentacost
2. Evil trouser press of doom?
(a)Its in my pocket
(b)Noooo the monkey is dead it will not eat of the cheese we must lick thor till he smites us
(c)Sherbut
(d)Eliptical
(e)Mt Killamanjaroo
3. What is this?
(a)Dave
(b)Hamster squad (here they come under doors, holding crimnals in their paws, hamster squad!!!)
(c)yo mum (sorry for any bad gangster/chave accents this may cause)
(d)flambe
(e)the larch
Calculations (show workings)
1. How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
2. How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns? (assuming average size and weight for CATHOLIC nuns)
3. Indicate using an Alan Rickman scale the likerlyhood of cheese in a critical Dave Gorman.
Essay questions
Moses supposes his toses are roses but moses supposes eroniously. Discuss
OR
Theres a hole in my bucket dear lisa dear lisa theres a hole in my bucket dear lisa a hole. contrast and compare with any pretty trees you have seen in your life time.
You have pi to the -9.342xhubert humphery to complete this exam.
There will be no talking, texting, e-mailing, phoning, letter writing or psycic comunication of any kind and the offenders will have their mouths/phones/computors/pens/brains confiscated.
If you have any problems well *blows raspbury* I will be in the corner singing skiffle, *faintly* beebop fleedle dee shawarm kengtrow felliop bedow......
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| yay guess who made the team |
[06 Feb 2006|01:23pm] |
i'm off to busa
i'm going to fucking busa man like yeah wow yeah
*does dance of excessive joy*
bring it other unis that do archery we will own you!!!!!!
if you havn't got the message i'm on the team to compete at BUSA this year (woo)
ps how do you iike my new pics
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| Ding dong the Exams are dead |
[27 Jan 2006|02:54pm] |
Yes thats right my exams are over yippee
well actually they were over 2 days ago (last on wednesday morning) but i've not had the time to do this for a while.
I had 6 exams of 2.5 hours not fun
have you ever tried to write essays about the water vascular system in echinoderms
or remember the average volume of the human bladder in litres
Or try to work out what "if M=3 then 7=X-42+ham=trousers what was my first pet called"
i'm glad next semester I have plants (my loverly loverly plants)
any way
I have decided to write a sitcom about 6 people who live in a halls of residence.
any odd storys you have about university or living together in shared accomadation would be gratefully recieved.
I've also decided to write a piece of sci fi fiction and would be greatful if you would aid me (mainly by reading it and telling me if its crap)
okay so thats all good talk soon
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| Arse fuckity fuck fuck arse..... |
[11 Dec 2005|11:05pm] |
I have the essay from hell it won't die 2000 words by tommorow
I have done..... 131 words
fuck
this isn't good
I have to have it done by tommorow
by 4
very fuck
I hate these essays and so on
they always dump them all on us at the same time
oh well
sodit i'll finish it tommorow asn I need sleep
now to vent my frustration I'll have a good hard swear...
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| What I thought of the new Harry Potter |
[01 Dec 2005|01:41pm] |
I thought it was very good all in all, though they must have had problems compressing it.
a lot of the bits I really liked in the book were the bits taken out like the rita skeeter part and the bits with the house elves.
It would have been nicer if me and lora could have sat together and also if the annoying children behind me haden't talked the whole way through but thats really nothing to do with the film.
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| SNOW!!!!! (OH AND THE HARRY POTTER FILM) |
[25 Nov 2005|11:34am] |
hello every one out there in webland
its snowed here in aber
not much but enough to have a snowball fight down our corridor at 3 this morning
then came the shaving foam
and the honey
end result is people cleaning the floors as cleaners refused
i'm going to go to the cinema to see Harry potter tonight with my friend Lora (not her actual name but what she is mainly put down as so her name in affect)
so will say what I think about the film later
love
Bron
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[24 Nov 2005|12:14pm] |
No I haven't been to see it yet will try to go tommorow or on the weekend
gonna ask laura and allison if they want to come
essay finished (apart from some formating changes and peer assesment which have to be done by next friday)
will be so glad when it gets to the holidays (yay)
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[22 Nov 2005|01:46pm] |
essay is finished and in
i'm so happy
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| update II the bron strikes back!!! |
[20 Nov 2005|05:37pm] |
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Dear all,
hello my loverly peeps how are you all
plan to see hp tommorow should be good
i'm very happy at the moment for some reason (YAY)
now I shall go back to my essay (which has to be in tommorrow only another 950 words to go....)
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| update |
[15 Nov 2005|07:16pm] |
hello everyone
i've had quite a good day
i've had an exam which I think went quite well
i've been asked to dublin this summer by my girlfriend
only problem is I've got all these sodding essays to do its very annoying
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| good day mainly |
[11 Nov 2005|09:14pm] |
everything went okay today
parents comming down to see me tommorow
had exam
which I fouled up a bit
but hopefully not to badly
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[09 Nov 2005|02:00pm] |
have just found out that someone I went to school with goes to uni with my girlfriend
odd how the connections go round.....
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